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Bonjour from a multiracial bundle of a girl!
So, umm yeah. This be my tumblr.
I hope you live happily ever after in a chocolate cloud of rainbows and turds🌈🌈

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

nephytisthing:

mr-toggle:

jensenboomshackalackles:

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift


The Rock is so metal

The Rock is so precious

Dwayne The Rock Johnson: Precious Metal.

nephytisthing:

mr-toggle:

jensenboomshackalackles:

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

The Rock is so metal

The Rock is so precious

Dwayne The Rock Johnson: Precious Metal.

Anonymous said: what if legolas dies in bofta i will scream

elvenkingthrandy:

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gee….something tells me that he wont

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

nichvlas:

It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It’s about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It’s about being yourself around them and they can be their self around you.

telapathetic:

give me 4 years ill be hot

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand